I saw these first signs on a bathroom wall and found them quite amusing and then I thought that perhaps you may find them amusing as well. Also, if I tried to explain them I would get that dull vacant look when I try to explain things or better still if I hit the right pitch then I would get that look that reads 'this nut is a big fibber' (yeah, I know you know that look).
The best part was that the above sign was found in the loo of a very swank publication (I dare not name). Can you imagine asking your co-workers to use a tissue and then wash their hands afterwards? I've only been at my job a couple months, but I can't imagine asking anyone but my immediate family to do something like that and they would probably ask me if I have been skipping my O.C.D. medication again.
What's weirder the below sign, or that I am some random lunatic taking photo's in the ladies loo?
What's weirder the below sign, or that I am some random lunatic taking photo's in the ladies loo?
I think this would make a very cool t-shirt for some irreverent hipster type. If you look closely those are not suds my friends but little vicious germ monsters.
Do you think the luxury brand that has hired me to be the public face of their company would be horrified to find out that I spend my time contemplating things like the above and have the audacity/insanity to let the world know? How much does one get on the dole anyway? (For those that don't know the 'dole' is a very affected/effected way of saying welfare).
I really liked this last image below, for one it meant I didn't have to spend time in a public bathroom and for two I felt it was almost prophetic, as if saying 'You Miss B.are going to heaven in a handbasket' as opposed to the other more popular version of the saying which isn't as nice. I am planning on doing something with the image that will garner great fan fare and acclaim. I will go on Oprah and let her know how I saw the signs and they changed my life....
Do you think the luxury brand that has hired me to be the public face of their company would be horrified to find out that I spend my time contemplating things like the above and have the audacity/insanity to let the world know? How much does one get on the dole anyway? (For those that don't know the 'dole' is a very affected/effected way of saying welfare).
I really liked this last image below, for one it meant I didn't have to spend time in a public bathroom and for two I felt it was almost prophetic, as if saying 'You Miss B.are going to heaven in a handbasket' as opposed to the other more popular version of the saying which isn't as nice. I am planning on doing something with the image that will garner great fan fare and acclaim. I will go on Oprah and let her know how I saw the signs and they changed my life....
