HAMMER + CLOCK=

A kind young professional in the head hunting arts had generously agreed to review my resume and give me feedback, this offer was made over a week ago in which I started numerous times to make edits to it before sending it on over for review (getting so far as opening the document up and staring at the screen).  Every time I started I was distracted by shiny things, fluffy puppies and the like.  I was hoping the resume would magically update itself.  Why it was so hard for me to do something that's so dire to my current situation was beyond me, but it felt like I would rather schedule myself for root canal than complete the task at hand.  I started doing what it is I do--daydream, doodle and try to wish my way into a new job.  Any good brainstorm list should include a doodle of lightning bolt but I can't draw one so you get a unicorn instead.  Above is my brainstorm list, I didn't get very far when I think I hit the mother load of ideas--'The Modern Motivational Poster '(sorry for taking design license with my casing, I personally think the upper and lower cases makes for a powerful statement-I feel I look committed).

Anyway, my first poster is 'Hammer time' or as my Fancy said "A hammer and clock?  I don't get it." I added  the chorus from "You Can't Touch This' running through the background.  For those that are unfamiliar with the chorus or have made room in your brain for other things here it is:

U can't touch this
oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh
Break it down
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh)
Stop
Hammer time

If that doesn't motivate you, what will say I?  So here is the first one in all it's glory, I am working on more that should be available in an office waiting/breakroom near you...

HAMMER TIME
by Miss B
Don't even think of stealing this artwork as I have been feeling quite postal lately...

I think these are what I might be selling for my Free Miss B Campaign, you know a 100% of the proceeds going to getting me the heck out of dodge...