I AM THE FANATIC...

photo stolen from penaddiction and put through my time machine(circa '82)

    Oh, Sharpie pen how I love thee, let me count the ways.  One-You are perfect (or near perfect)--the end.  This is Sharpie's first foray into 'pens' but Sharpie always did pens you say.  No my friend they did permenant markers and they did have some suave ones at that,the ultra thin--nice.  The retractable, good idea, make it thinner and we can talk.  This though is perfect.  It doesn't bleed (although I have to admit to missing the Sharpie smell).  It makes my penmanship look far better than it actually is, but a good pen will do that for you. Not bringing this to work with me is on par with me not having a phone or computer, I just wouldn't be as efficient (or look as efficient as I know my Sharpie pen makes me look).  So this is what I am fanatical about and if you like some good pen action (we're talking faux architect all the way) this is your new best friend...

Before I leave  you this Wednesday Eve (Okay, Tuesday).  I wanted to get you ready for your new BFF Mrs. T.  She's going to help a pal out and write up some funnies for your hump day enjoyment.  What makes me think my pretties will like her?  Well, please find below an actual excerpt from her last email to me with her Wednesday musings....

Okay, here 'tis:

If you hate it, I won't be offended and you are more than free to scrap the whole idea and write that I was kidnapped, abducted, or am on the run from the cops.

I really think you will like her and I have the feeling that you won't miss me at all.