Yes my pretties, Shannon G. won the 'Jettsetter' calling cards for either herself or a friend (hopefully a very, very good one, if that's the route she takes). I need Miss Shannon to email me so I can get all the pertinents like name, number, email and 'title', going with the address on back or not, you know the details...Please don't worry your pretty little head if you didn't win, you ARE NOT A LOSER! NOPE. You just aren't a winner...yet. Okay, you are all winners in my eyes because absolutely no loser would spend their hard earned free time reading this here blahg, no siree, no they wouldn't, that is why you are winners. I on the other hand may be considered a loser or at the very least absent minded or lazy, or? I can't seem to find your download for today, I DO have one, I really do and it was AWESOME and I am sure it's 'round here somewhere but at this moment I can't find it and I can't remember who is providing it and she is probably wishing she had a dart board with my mug on it because these downloads take time and I've of course gone and messed it all up...again...Well, just let me tell you, if I didn't have a full-time job and owned a small business and a Time Machine, had a hungry Fancy, two very spoiled puppies and had one insane mom to deal with I would totally be on top of things, I know I would and you would get your downloads when I said you'd get your downloads and we wouldn't have this kinda of trouble on a weekly basis, ya know?
I will be serving up another chance to win next week, I am going to try to offer up some chic Mommy cards, see if they are 'chic'-er than most, without having to resort to selling your first born child to get your hands on said Mommy cards, which of course would defeat the purpose of them, especially if your first born happens to be your only, but heck, I guess the beauty of these extra chic Mommy cards is that if you are not a mommy you could still use them, which is perfect for the Mommy that isn't that social she can use them way past the time of playground playdates and pass them out at her first born's wedding or somethin'. I promise to try to make something timeless and as beautiful today as in 25 years from now, but anyway, come back Monday, I'm gonna make it Funday...
I will be serving up another chance to win next week, I am going to try to offer up some chic Mommy cards, see if they are 'chic'-er than most, without having to resort to selling your first born child to get your hands on said Mommy cards, which of course would defeat the purpose of them, especially if your first born happens to be your only, but heck, I guess the beauty of these extra chic Mommy cards is that if you are not a mommy you could still use them, which is perfect for the Mommy that isn't that social she can use them way past the time of playground playdates and pass them out at her first born's wedding or somethin'. I promise to try to make something timeless and as beautiful today as in 25 years from now, but anyway, come back Monday, I'm gonna make it Funday...
