It's Monday, not any 'ol Monday but the first Monday of The Blah, Blah, Blahg's second anniversery! Yes, I know, it must be hard to believe that I actually have been serving up nonsense for nearly two years straight. I figured I would make this post about how to have a successful blog. Okay, disclaimer, I am no expert here, I just found out Saturday about feedburners and I still am a little foggy about this but this is what I have learned in my short time as Editor-and-Chief,/Grand Pubah if you wiil, of this little thing called Le Blahg...
If you mention 'Brown Chicken Brown Cow' and add an image of said brown cow and brown chicken, you will have more unique visitors daily than you will know what to do with. Okay. I am not quite sure what a unique visitor is, but I am assuming that it means a vistor that has found me for the first time (and hopefully will stay for more). This is what I had posted previously:
If you mention 'Brown Chicken Brown Cow' and add an image of said brown cow and brown chicken, you will have more unique visitors daily than you will know what to do with. Okay. I am not quite sure what a unique visitor is, but I am assuming that it means a vistor that has found me for the first time (and hopefully will stay for more). This is what I had posted previously:
Yes, the 'dirty animals' beats baby bunnies and baby pygmy hippo's any day (go figure?):
Another thing you might have heard on the streets is that if you want a wildly successful blog you should focus, focus, focus! Well, I am here to tell you if you like to talk about anything and everything than do it! There will be people out there willing to read about anything and everything and maybe even enjoy it, so it's your blog do whatever the heck you want as long as you are enjoying yourself (and pretending you are working) than gosh darn it, I would consider you a success (especially if you don't get caught by your employer, than you are really successful!)!
I am big on taglines, so I think your blog should have one, not to make your blog more successful but to make it more amusing to someone like myself, as you can see mine is 'pretty procrastination' which I do hope it always is. The item that is a must is a good description of your blog, it's how the search engines will find you. It makes me giggle inside when I realize that people find me via a Google search when my blahg description is as follows:
The Statue of Liberty of blahgs--bring me your tired, your bored, and uninspired I will take you all in and serve you up a big 'ol platter of pretty procrastination...
Adventures of a career dilettante and the many interests explored. Observations from the nervous hospital, Craft, DIY, Domestic Arts, Design, Rants, Style, et al...It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye...
Adventures of a career dilettante and the many interests explored. Observations from the nervous hospital, Craft, DIY, Domestic Arts, Design, Rants, Style, et al...It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye...
Another way to make your stats spike, is do a giveway! Okay, not really, I just want more people to do giveaways so I can get my grubby little hands on some free s.w.a.g ('stuff we aint got'). For this celebratory week I want to give away a new Social Card design! This is the freshly squeezed 'Jetsetter' design. I am especially in love with the way the back of the card looks like an envelope flap! It's the little things that make me happy...I was thinking that if someone desired they could add their snail mail address to the back flap, how cute would that be??? Of course we can change the 'title' and the colors ( I need to test this color combo with the printers so you'll have to like these pictured). To see if Lady Luck is on your side, just leave your name and email in the comments and if you have a blog , let me know what makes your stats spike or is your most viewed post? I will announce the winner on Friday!
And that my pretties concludes this portion of 'How to make your blog wildly successful'...Oh, oh and I really like this little button, it stands for 'blogging without obligation' and if you click it, you will be able to enjoy it for yourself as well....
