Guess what? Okay, I can never keep a secret, I get to work on Friday! Yea! Can you believe how lucky I am? I know, I know, some girls have ALL the luck. I bet you didn't know that my job was on par with emergency room brain surgeon or homeland security special agent but I suppose it is, lucky, lucky Miss B.! I mean, I personally don't know anyone else that is getting so lucky. I told Marie (my biological mother), my great news and she said:
MARIE:
"Call een seeck."
MISS B.:
"First of all that's not possible, you see if I don't show up the business might collapse, it might be the end of the company as we know it and that would be just too much responsibility for me and besides it's too obvious getting sick the day after a holiday to lay around in a tryptophan and sugar coma, come on now.."
MARIE:
"Joo could geet turkee poy-zohn-een, eet happenz to meeleeeanhs of peeple."
MISS B.:
"Yes I could, but I am obviously very, very important to the success of this company so I must show up on Friday."
So that my pretties is my great news! I am besides myself. I don't even have the right words to express just how I feel. Since you most likely won't be working on Friday (don't be a hater) I am offering up a little concellation something something to make you smile, how's that? See below for your smile:
