For those of you that are even remotely paying attention you may have noticed that there have been some changes going on here at the ol 'Blahg'. Why say you am I flapping my gums more than usual? I decided that the economy being in the crapper like it is that it is my duty to not stuff your faces with pretty unobtainable items you can't afford to buy or don't need, why torture my pretties? My goal instead is to try to make you giggle, cackle, guffaw, pee your pants at work (or on the sofa) or what have you. I want to know that I, Miss B., have made you smile on a day that otherwise would be laden with a Loubatin-less future. Why me? Well, as I hopped around the blog underworld there weren't many people trying to make me choke on my coffee (Yes, there are some, but I have a call to arms for more) and I figured I would step in until others start running with the proverbial ball.
You may have also noticed that I am taking things down on the side bars, changing my fonts and just making a general mess of things. Well, I am moving to a new blogging platform, my problem is, well, I keep changing my mind on the new design and I figured now if I start taking things down and virtually moving myself out, it just may be the impetus I need to make up my mind (or not), you may come here one day soon and it will be all blank white space, I am hoping it doesn't come to that.
I will be adding some new categories or 'columns' because I have decided I would like to fancy myself an online owner/editor of a virtual magazine about nothing, instead of the traditional 'journal' that all the other kids are doing. For the record, it drives me crazy when people deem it an on-line journal, peshaw I say, it's my on-line magazine and my magazine is about nothing (in particular) and if you don't think that's a recipe for success, well you have another thing coming.
I don't have the time I would like to hang out in the blogosphere (like all day) and I thank all you peeps insane enough to add me to your 'roll (some I know and others please let me know so I can love you right back baby) if you would like to share links please send me an email so I can add to the new blahg. I am going to be a little picky because nothing gets my goat quite like going to a link, falling head over heels for a blog and then checking back again and again and noticing that the blogger doesn't realize that their life revolves around my enjoyment now and how dare them stop blogging on a regular basis? So, if you haven't updated your blog since 'Nam then I can not justify adding you to my 'roll (and since you are all well aware of how almost famous I am, Kim Kardashian* level fame at the very least, I suggest you get your fingers off their bum and start tapping away so I can give you some link love).
If your blog is porn laden, well no can do the linky swap, unless if it's my kinda porn, which would involve baby animals frolicking or inter-animal species love, than you are in. A perfect example of my kind of porn:
{Courtesy, okay who am I kidding? Ripped off from here}
Please don't worry I am so not going to leave you high and dry and not cater to your inner Craftista with this new format I am proposing. I will bring you plenty of crafty goodness and yes download-o-rama. I also am sharpening my begging, wily ways and have slated some pretty kick butt giveaways. I know December locket winner Brianna D. hasn't gotten her prize yet but I was dying and now I need her address and she is giving me the cold shoulder but we will overcome this Brianna I know we will. Right? So take that economy, I don't care if I got a nearly 50% pay cut this week and am doing the same irrational workload you can stick it, I've got bigger fish to fry than try to improve my skill set, I have got to go out and make people glad they aren't me.
So there you have it.
*For those of you who are wondering please find below veracity to my claims of infamy. Miss Cherry Tree Lane is a Christian and therefore is constitutionally incapable of lying or prone to hyperbole (unlike myself), what she says goes and for the record TOTALLY going to be giving her some link love.
