Thanks to the internet I am suddenly craving an Oryx dress by Mika Organic. I usually don't wear short skirts (although I should--my back fat does not extend to my legs--yet).
I just thought this was clever and really witty but still beautifully designed. It's got a sort of hip rocker chick meets haute bohemian vibe. You could wear it with gladiator sandals that have skinny straps that wrap up your leg or even Hunter wellies. Of course I weigh more than 90lbs, so maybe if I owned this dress I would wear it like a shirt.