The best part about being a celebrity blogger....What? Oh, you don't think that term applies to me? Well for your edification if Kim Kardashian is considered a celebrity, I must be one as well. So as I was saying the best part about being a celebrity blogger, well it's the fan mail. I get asked many, many questions, people vying for advice from the ol' wise one, sometimes requests for loans or help with transferring funds from accounts, often pleas for 'Mr.' Brando to buy Viagra but mostly inquiring minds wanting to just know more about the elusive Miss B. I sit down and answer each and every last one of them. I was thinking that maybe I should start answering some of them on the Blahg, because maybe you too dear reader are wanting to know the very same things but were too shy (or lazy) to bother to ask. So here we go (don't worry out of respect I have not included names just the questions) and of course my answers.
FANATIC: Do you drink while you are posting? Because sometimes it feels like you are um, slurring your words.
MISS B: No, I reserve drinking for the job.
FANATIC: What's your Fancy's/Fiancee's real name?
MISS B: I don't know. No, his name is, well, if I tell you I will have to kill you.
FANATIC: What are some of your favorite things?
MISS B: Well, I like Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain, the feel of the ocean, the taste of champagne, making love at midnight, you know the usual.... Actually that's from one of my favorite songs, aptly dubbed the "Pina Colada Song".
FANATIC: Does your Fancy ever wear a shirt?
MISS B: No he doesn't own one.
FANATIC: What person or thing do you think is underrated?
MISS B: Meerkats. They are neither a meer nor a kat. What? You don't know what a meerkat is? You see? They are TOTALLY underrated.
FANATIC: If you had one wish what would it be?
MISS B: I wish I was born rich instead so hot damn good lookin'. I jest.
FANATIC: If you could say one last thing today what would it be?
MISS B: Happy Birthday to the king and queen of rock n' roll.
And thus concludes another enlightening post by yours truly. I will do this again soon, so please keep those emails coming. You can submit questions here: hello@blahblahblahg.org
