
I am not a food blogger, for many reasons, one of them being that I have no patience to set up shots when I am so hungry I would like to eat the arms off the person that is closest to me. Little things like that prevent me from exploring my inner foodie bloggy desires. Last week I started slowly adding items to my new garden and thrilled at the idea of using some of the herbs to prepare dinner, isn't that part of the lure of edible gardening the harvest? Okay, I know using harvest for herbs is a stretch but I'd like to feel some sense of accomplishment even though I am only a week into it (I told you I am not patient).
I had grand plans last night, but fate intervened. I was going to make baked eggs with chives, topped with an array of freshly shaved Italian cheeses, rosemary potatoes with olive oil, sea salt and fresh ground pepper with a side of sauteed baby broccoli with garlic and slivers of sauteed red onions. I like to think I am a pretty established home cook, these are all dishes that I should be able to make with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back, standing on one leg. It didn't work out quite as I had envisioned, so much for visualizing an outcome. It went more like this:
Fancy: "Are you going to lie on your Blahg and say it turned out great?"
Incredulous, Miss B.: "Nooooo. I don't want to talk about it, I don't want to talk to you or anyone-- anymore."
Fancy: "Well, Hon don't lie and say I didn't like it, because I never said I didn't like it."
Miss B: It wasn't that bad, we've had worse meals. If you weren't rushing me I wouldn't have put the eggs in the broiler."
Fancy: "If I didn't rush you we wouldn't have had dinner until morning. I told you it was going to take longer, the recipe was for individual ramekins."
Miss B: "I don't own individual ramekins, um, yet!"
Fancy: "Really, I like hard-boiled eggs and raw broccoli, it tastes healthy. The potatoes are great but I made those so that doesn't count."
Miss B: "Lot's of people eat hard-boiled eggs for dinner, they do it in France**all the time and yes, your potatoes are delicious."Fancy: " Come on babe, you'll make this again and it will be much better, promise I wish you would have picked up some ice cream though."
Sigh, alas my best laid plans did not pan out. if you noticed, I bought the wrong potatoes for rosemary potatoes, (you need the small red ones not the gigantic Idaho). I had a casserole for my eggs which I didn't take into account how much longer time I needed to add into the recipe and if we chopped the broccoli off from the backyard I wouldn't have had more raw tasting greens. All in all it was a disaster but it looked good and the cheese was top notch.
**Note, I lied, in France they do not eat hard-boiled eggs for dinner all the time, although they should. The Fancy doesn't need to know they don't. When you throw France into any gourmand arguement like above you always win. So next time you burn something and your family balks, tell them they eat burnt 'X' in France all the time, it's a culinary delight and that should stop the complaining, try it.